life is a pile of good things
mariah. 17. chicago. likes pink, stays black.

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.





The Phoenix
Fall Out Boy - Save Rock and Roll
PLAYED 1,831,959 TIMES.

aspaceywaceydetectiveinnightvale:

agender-archaeopteryx:

snoopmalik:

thefacelessdoctor:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

FUCKING AWESOME

LET’S FUCK SHIT UP

HOLY SHIT IT IS AUDITORY CAFFEINE

I CAN LITERALLY TASTE CAFFEINE

OMG THIS BLOWS RADIOACTIVE TOE-SHIT-UP OUT OF THE WATER

adamusprime:

offensive stereotypes about black people imply stupidity and laziness and all these horrible things

offensive stereotypes about white people imply that we’re sort of uptight and like corny jokes

the two are not on the same level don’t even pretend they are

toliverr:

moviecrush:

You know a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once. We all tried to talk her out of it——curls weren’t a good look for her. She didn’t have your bone structure. But thankfully, that same day, she entered the Beta Delta Pi wet T-shirt contest where she was completely hosed down from head to toe….

One of the most intense courtroom scenes ever.

this was the best scene in the whole movie tbh

mauricedelafalaise:

WILDFOX SS/13 

INSPIRED BY “CLUELESS” (1995)

easybakemethlab:

the guy from atlantis was my history sub today

easybakemethlab:

the guy from atlantis was my history sub today

perks-of-being-chinese:

harleys:

jakesus:

harleys:

theantidote:

Did Humans Evolve in the Oceans at Some Point?
We human beings have some strange characteristics which set us aside from the other primates:
We no longer have fur although we still have as many hairs as a chimpanzee.
Our hair is fine and lays in a streamlined pattern in the water.
We have a layer of fat under our skin like a seal whereas no other primate has this adaptation.
We have webbed feet and hands.
Infant human beings will instinctively hold their breath under water.
Human beings cry salt tears unlike any other primate. Salt is a rare and precious thing in the wild and salt tears would be wasteful.
We sweat to cool our bodies. This uses a lot of water.  If we evolved on the parched  savannas of Africa why evolve such wasteful manner of cooling ourselves?
The human larynx has descended into the throat like a sea lion and other aquatic mammals. This allows deep breaths and a longer period of breath holding.
(via samsaranmusing:)

huh…………. so ur telling me i could be a fucking mermaid right now but evolution ruined my dreams

Yep

mother fricker

damn.

perks-of-being-chinese:

harleys:

jakesus:

harleys:

theantidote:

Did Humans Evolve in the Oceans at Some Point?

We human beings have some strange characteristics which set us aside from the other primates:

  1. We no longer have fur although we still have as many hairs as a chimpanzee.
  2. Our hair is fine and lays in a streamlined pattern in the water.
  3. We have a layer of fat under our skin like a seal whereas no other primate has this adaptation.
  4. We have webbed feet and hands.
  5. Infant human beings will instinctively hold their breath under water.
  6. Human beings cry salt tears unlike any other primate. Salt is a rare and precious thing in the wild and salt tears would be wasteful.
  7. We sweat to cool our bodies. This uses a lot of water.  If we evolved on the parched  savannas of Africa why evolve such wasteful manner of cooling ourselves?
  8. The human larynx has descended into the throat like a sea lion and other aquatic mammals. This allows deep breaths and a longer period of breath holding.

(via samsaranmusing:)

huh…………. so ur telling me i could be a fucking mermaid right now but evolution ruined my dreams

Yep

mother fricker

damn.

madeupmonkeyshit:

Letting Jesus take the wheel

madeupmonkeyshit:

Letting Jesus take the wheel

paynerprise:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 

image

nishlo:

my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”